I'm sure that many of you have giggled at this picture of a megapussi: (nowadays it's just a megabag.)
Are you familiar with these everyday Finnish words and their meanings in other languages?
- aho
- Hui!
- jopa
- Katso!
- kirja
- koskaan
- kun
- lohi
- maukas
- merta
- pukki
- suka
Here are the translations and meanings in different languages:
- aho - a glade, uncultivated land, also a common Finnish last name (アホ , idiot in Japanese)
- Hui! - Oops! (хуй, dick in Russian)
- jopa - even (жопа, ass in Russian)
- Katso! - Look! (cazzo, a penis in Italian)
- kirja - a book (کیریا, a motherf*cker in Farsi)
- koskaan - ever (کس کان, a vagina-butt in Farsi)
- kun - when (کون, butt in Farsi)
- lohi - salmon (лохи, stupid guys in Russian)
- maukas - tasty (sluts in Latvian)
- merta - a partitive form of meri, a sea (Merda is sh*t in Italian and Portuguese)
- pukki - a male goat (пуки, farts in Russian)
- suka - a horse brush (сука, slut in Russian)
Feel free to share more examples in the comments!
If you are wondering which foreign words and names sound funny to Finns, Mr. Pascal Vittu is definitely the winner.
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20 comments:
In French, Salo (the name of the city) sounds like "salaud" (asshole) :D
In spanish:
- Puuta sounds like "puta" (Whore).
- Paja means "Wank" (in spanish is pronounced "paha")
- Name Asko sounds like "asco" (disgust, revulsion)
- Name Timo means "scam/cheat".
Not a nice group of words, but it is what it is...
Korva - ear (kurva, whore in Czech)
Panna - put (virgin in Czech)
Name Kari - Czech word for curry
"Suka" in Russian means "bitch".
"Minkkiä" sounds like "minchia", "cock" in Italian. Great Finnish phrase: "Katso, minkkiä!"
Nice list! 'Kuuma' means 'pussy' in swahili. 'Moi' means 'pubic hair' in thai.
OMG! I did NOT know that. That explains why my Thai students seem to prefer "Hei" or "Terve". Kiitos! :)
Some of these are quite a stretch. The pronunciation of the Х in most of Russia (a voiceless velar fricative) sounds nothing like its glottal and pharyngeal cousins found in Finnish.
Could you make a post about "cool greetings"? I met a Finnish friend the other day, and when we met he slapped my hand and said "mitäs jätkä". I just stood there like an idiot. I don't understand the whole "mitäs tässä"-thing.
Some other examples:
matka - "mother" in Polish
paska - genitive of "belt" in Polish
sana - "I hope" in Tagalog
muna - "first" ("ensiksi") in Tagalog
Note that all of them have stress on the first syllable, like in Finnish :).
there's a huge difference in pronunciation of Finnish jopa and Russian жопа...
"Suka" too can result hilarious to italians since it's a well known dialectal/regional form of the italian imperative "succhia" (that sounds like "sukkia").
One of my favorites of these "false friends" (words that look or sound the same but have different meaning) is the word 'runo'. In Finnish, it means "a poem". In Polish, it means the layer of small plants etc. on the ground in the forest. I don't know how to call it in English :)
It may be best not to offer 'pulla' to a Romanian... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_profanity
In Hungarian, 'persze' (pronounced as 'perse') means 'of course' :) So we try to avoid using it in Finland :)
Asunto in Spanish (stressed in the U) means a matter or subject.
Undergrowth
Well... A lot of them come to mi mind right now:
- Osa: a part in finnish, a female bear in spanish.
- Asunto: apartment in finnish, subject in spanish.
- Pala: piece or imperative of burn in finnish, a shovel in spanish.
- Selva: in finnish selvä, clear. Means jungle in spanish.
- Sota: war in finnish, in Argentina is a person who pretends not knowing something in order to get an advantage. Also one of the Spanish deck of cards.
- Pelotón: (peloton in finnish) means fearless... But in spanish is a squadron or group of soldiers.
- Susi: a wolf in finnish, diminutive for "Susana" (name) in spanish.
- Peto: beast in finnish, the armor part for the chest in spanish.
- Número: also number in spanish, the accent only means stress in that syllabe.
-Olla: to be in finnish, a cooking pot in spanish.
- Paja: a workshop in finnish, an impolite word for masturbation in spanish.
- Tapa: way or imperative of kill in finnish, cover/top/cap in spanish.
- Sana: a word in finnish, imperative of "sanar" (to heal/ become better or recover health) in spanish.
- Jumala: god in finnish, a popular brand of spices in Argentina. (Not very good quality).
- Palo: a fire in finnish, a stick in spanish.
- Lento: a flight in finnish, means "slow" in spanish.
- Rata: a gear or cog wheel in finnish, a rat in spanish.
- Ratas: same as above, "rats" in plural.
inflated in Arabic ;
Kuusi 6 means my vagina
Keskus, kus = vagina
Kyllä = no
Ei = yes
Here's my list of Macedonian - Finnish false friends:
Word - Meaning in Finnish - Meaning in Macedonian
jäsen - member - (adjective, masculine) clear
kusi - (vulgar) urine, piss - (plural, of length) short
kasi - (colloquial) eight - cash registers
kasa - heap, stack - to bite
kuka - who, whoever - hook
kori - basket - barks, crusts, pastry sheet
koska - because, when - bone
koski - rapid (river) - bones
matka - trip - womb, uterus
se - it - all
ne - they (plural of "se") - no
no - well - but
putka - drunk tank, jail - (vulgar) vagina
putki - tube, pipe - (vulgar) vaginas
turva - protection, safety, security - (colloquial) to pour
veri - blood - to become engaged
Here’s a few more gathered in a Finnish-Arabic household:
Tähti: star / under me
Alla: under / God
Kissa: cat / ‘pussy’
Tukka: hair / stove
Sormi: finger / anus
Parta: beard / crap
Makes me envision scenarios in prehistory where one person visited the other respective country, saw something happen and what the locals called it, and then went home and told their family but gravely misunderstood the explanation they remembered. 😂
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